Mom used to always say “Only floss the teeth you want to keep.” Truer words never spoken. When you’re a kitten, all you can think about it something good from the Tooth Fairy and then when you’re older, you’re only worried when one falls out – but it’s too late then isn’t it?

If you want to ensure kitties keep their teeth, free from plaque and well into their later years of hearing loss, not being able to make it to the litterbox and mangy (but still irresistible) old cat fur and you don’t mind the type of breath that after tuna should be categorized as a weapon of mass destruction then this career might be up your alley, pardon the pun.

Consider this career if you:

• Obsessively play with dental floss – even if it’s plucked from the trash
• Experience mint as an aphrodisiac
• Have a strong understanding of PPOS and HMO’s

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller