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  • KITTY STARS – GILLEY THE CAT

    Gilly the Cat Kitty Internet Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT GILLEY.

    My Mommy found me wandering around the alley behind her house lost and not knowing what to do. I had people, but I think they abandoned me. My Mommy took me in and has shown me love I don’t think I ever knew before! I sometimes have grand mal seizures and my Mommy holds me and comforts me until they stop. I am the happiest kitty in the world!

    1. Most embarrassing nickname? My most embarrassing nickname is “land orca” because of…(see my picture above!)
    2. Favorite Human Food? My favorite human food is anything I can sneak a taste of. I’m a total foodie!
    3. In or out?In, but sometimes I think Out, then I change my mind.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? Sweet Kitty in my Mommy’s arms, but Alley Cat Brat when I sneak up to and jump one of the other kitties in my house.
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Anthony Hopkins is the best actor to play me in a feature film. I have an emotionally complex life and he would convincingly portray all of my ups and downs.

    Gilley the Cat, Kitty Internet Star

     


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  • KITTY STARS – CHLOE PURRKINS

    Laughing Chloe - Kitty Internet Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT CHLOE PURRKINS.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. Clovis of the Clover.
    2. Favorite Human Food? Starkist Albacore Tuna.
    3. In or out? Formally out, but since she adopted me, she’s strictly indoor.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? Sweet, sweet kitty (except when it’s fingernail clipping time and I turn into evil, growling kitty).
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Queen Latifah.

     


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  • KITTY STARS – LOLA THE CAT

    LOLA Kitty Internet Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT LOLA.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. I am a sweet kitty. I have heard my human refer to me as “tub of fur”, most embarrassing but she means well.
    2. Favorite Human Food? I love turkey, obsessed really.
    3. In or out? I am an innie, which I prefer, as long as you don’t mean belly buttons.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? See my nickname.
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Sadly the best actress to play me would have been Elizabeth Taylor, beautiful but just enough sass.

     


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  • KITTY STARS – HAPI THE CAT

    HAPI Kitty Internet Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT HAPI.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. The Little B*stard.
    2. Favorite Human Food? Humans.
    3. In or out?I’m in but want to be out.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? See my nickname.
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Alec Baldwin.

     


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  • KITTY STARS – LIL KITTY

    LIL Kitty Kitty Internet Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT LIL KITTY.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. Chubba Bubs.
    2. Favorite Human Food? Ice cream.
    3. In or out?Mostly in.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? Ally cat brat (actually Imperious Lord Master of the Universe)
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Jack Nicolson.

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  • KITTY STAR – THOR THE CAT

    Internet Kitty Star - Thor the Cat

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THOR.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. Poogah!
    2. Favorite Human Food? Half-and-half. I will skip the most nutritious and expensive cat food and sit by the fridge and look at you, waiting for you to get a clue and get me the Half-and-half.
    3. In or out? Yes. I explore the whole neighborhood, making friends with everybody. I love to play with other animals, especially the dog on the other side of the fence. I enjoy getting up on top of the neighbor’s roofs. At night I like to sleep on a bed, preferably with my cat buddy Pepito.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? Definitely the latter. I love to play fight. Don’t encourage me!
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Bradley Cooper, because he’s a total stud like me.

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  • KITTY STAR – LEO THE CAT

    KITTY INTERNET STAR - LEO THE CAT

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT LEO.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. Pooh Bear. Because I look like Winnie the Pooh and (full disclosure!) because I have smelly poo.
    2. Favorite Human Food? Anything I can get my paws on. I was homeless once, so I know what it’s like to be hungry.
    3. In or out? Exclusively in. My guardians lured me inside after I was injured in a cat fight, and I refused to leave.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? Sweet and incredibly shy despite my regal full name, King Leonidas. I love to howl at the moon and my meow sounds like a quacking duck.
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Zack Galifianakis. He’s super funny, has a physique similar to mine, and he did a great voice-over in the animated film Puss in Boots.

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  • KITTY STAR – GWENEVERE THE CAT

    Gwenevere Internet Kitty Star

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT GWENEVERE.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. Jezebel. I have a very intense gaze that reminds some folks of Bette Davis’ eyes. It’s a fun way to freak people out. No one can out-stare me!
    2. Favorite Human Food? I wouldn’t turn my nose up at grilled chicken.
    3. In or out? In, with outdoor privileges as long as I come when called.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? I am neither. And both. It’s…complicated.
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Maybe a femme fatale type, like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. She could really freak people out, too.

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  • KITTY STAR – CHLOE THE CAT

    Kitty Internet Star - Chloe the Cat

    FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT CHLOE.

    1. Most embarrassing nickname. “Motorcycle Meatball.” Classy, right? My guardians say it’s because I sound like a motorcycle engine when I purr and, ummm, because I look like a meatball. Both of which are true.
    2. Favorite Human Food? Friskies Chicken & Gravy. I don’t do people food. Ewww.
    3. In or out? Inside. I was homeless once and still have a bit of feral ‘tude, but my paws will never cross the threshold of this house again.
    4. Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat? I definitely lean towards Brat. I love to spank the other kitties in my household!
    5. Best Actor/Actress to play in in a feature film? Chelsea Handler. She’s a funny and super sassy grrrl with a mouth like a truck driver!

    Chloe is a former feral who was eventually persuaded to venture inside and join a family of four other cats. She now struts around as if she owns the place.


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    • Favorite human food?
    • In or Out?
    • Sweet Kitty or Alley Cat Brat?
    • Best Actor/Actress to play me in a feature film?

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