• Gangs or UFO’s?

    Tiny ginger kitten with knit cap on head in front of tuna cans.

    Monrovia, CA–Once again, the authorities have been confounded by another large theft of Tuna at the local Monrovia Ralphs. New evidence has indicated that this may be UFO related. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.


    White floating cat above Stonehenge.

    Stonehenge, England–A UFO was spotted earlier this morning above Stonehenge. Witnessed by thousands of tourists and documented in our exclusive Kitty Free Press photograph.Witnesses say the UFO made a purring sound, gyrated above Stonehenge, then suddenly disappeared. Many were covered inexplicably after the sighting with white fur.