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  • What is the Color of Your Litterbox? Cat Event Planner

    Tuxedo cat with a polka dot party hat and a party horn. Illustration by Lynn Chang.

    Are you looking for a party so you can be the life of it? Do you purrr when you hear the words: corporate receptions, weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, and especially bar and bat mitzvahs? Then, the life of an event planner may be for you.

    Consider this career if you;

    • See the big picture right down to the smallest detail in your head
    • Manage to execute multiple tasks while remaining cool as a cucumber
    • Perform a series of strategic miracles to achieve opportunistic results

    If you answered “yes” to all of the above, we see a warehouse in your future then let’s get the party started.
    Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller



  • What is the Color of Your Litterbox? Cat Burglar

    White cat with stocking over head and a bag of stolen goods. Illustration by Lynn Chang.

    Although there are many perils in breaking the law, especially with legislation like Three Strikes in California, there really is no reason an enterprising kitty should not consider a successful career in crime. After all, how do you think Cat Burglar was coined?

    Depending on your neighborhood, the amazing rewards of this job can keep you purring for days. And you’ll find the selection of items you can paw is quite broad. You need not limit yourself to precious stones and metals – after all what’s wrong with a lovely fish skeleton or an exciting leathery, petrified bat that someone found in their basement and tried unsuccessfully to give to the garbage collector for several weeks? You’ll find all these items have surprisingly good street value with your friendly neighborhood fencer.

    Another plus is that you’ll find your slinky ways and ability to see in the dark an incredible asset that sets you head, shoulders and tails above other petty criminals of lesser animals.

    Consider this career if you;

    • Demonstrate extreme patience
    • Tremble from excitement and make an “eh eh eh” sound when you see something you want
    • Can spot a D flawless from across the room

    Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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  • What is the Color of Your Litterbox | Are you a Thinker?

    Grey fuzzy cat with paws tucket in like a parcel with light bulb idea over head. Illustration by Lynn Chang.

    If you have been faithfully following the blog last week, you may have determined you are not a DOER. But please do not lose hope because you may very well be a THINKER.

    Thinkers are cats that are excellent planners. They plot, plan AND plan ahead.

    Take this quiz if you think you might be a Thinker:

    You tend to get on the forbidden kitchen counter top:
    a. When no one is home, but leave evidence that someone else, not you was there
    b. To bite the pie that was left out and loosely wrapped even though you don’t like pie.
    c. When you want to look out the window
    d. To play with the dripping faucet

    If you answered “a”, you are a thinker.

    Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller



  • What is the Color of Your Litterbox? Sky Diving Cat Instructor

    Striped Cat with a Parachute. Illustration by Lynn Chang.

    This is an often overlooked career consideration for kitties which is unfortunate because is can be very rewarding especially if you like heights. Plus, because so few kitties are Sky Diving Instructors, you’ll find your resume submission welcomed with open arms…and laps. Consider this career if you;

    • Enjoy the wind in your fur
    • Embrace the thrill of an adrenaline rush
    • Feel a strong desire to push others out of their comfort thresholds

    Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Wadsworth

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  • What is the Color of Your Litter Box? Education

    Fuzzy cat holding a diploma and a mortar board with a telescope. Illustration by Lynn Chang.

    MONTY from Alabama.

    Although the School of Hard Knocks is recognized all over the world, there is no question a reputable degree will give you a paw up.

    Monty, a Persian Cat found his degree helped him immensely. “Prior to getting my PhD in Astro Physics from Calicotech, I was literally living in an alley and staring off into space for prolonged periods of time. Now, I get paid an insane amount of money to stare off into space for prolonged periods of time.”

    Group of cats: Calico, Tabby, Siamese & Tuxedo Cat. illustrated by Lynn Chang.
    Differentiate yourself from the pack and consider these fine institutions.

    Trinity Southern, alma mater of Colby Nolan
    University of Phoenix Online

    Brown Hair Everywhere University
    Hairvard University
    Yeowl University

    Clawdeis University
    Litter Case Western Reserve
    Purrrr…due University
    Tufts of Fur Under Your Couch University
    University of Feline
    University of Meowssachussetts

    As you prepare for the business world, it is important you begin to consider your business attire. Depending if you are a Spring, Summer, Fall or Winter there are a variety of colors that you can select that will highlight your inner beauty. And for those of you who can’t decide, you generally can’t go wrong with a classic color like black.

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  • How To Handle a Shedding Cat

    Tip on how to deal with your shedding cat. Animated. Illustrations by Lynn Chang.

    Here is a simple way to handle your shedding cat.

    All you need is the following:
    • Vacuum Cleaner
    • Old pantyhose
    • Elastic Band
    • Shedding cat


    1. Cut off foot of pantyhose.
    2. Take vacuum cleaner out of closet.
    3. Put pantyhose foot (the small piece) over the vacuum cleaner nozzle and secure with an elastic band.
    4. Plug in vacuum cleaner.
    5. Find your cat.
    6. Hold cat securely.
    7. Turn on vacuum cleaner.
    8. Manually remove hair from pantyhose when it gets too thick. Hair may be saved for other projects (check back here later).
    9. When no hair is coming off cat anymore and the cat is visibly smaller than before you are finished..

    Voila! A non-shedding and happy cat!

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