May 12, 2010
CROP CIRCLE FOUND IN WISCONSIN LITTERBOX
Madison, Wisconsin–While Snowball was attending to her Wednesday morning ablutions she discovered this shocking, mystifying pattern in her litter box. Experts say that this pattern is a pictorial representation of Pi. Authorities are baffled because the drawing is impossible to achieve in kitty litter with today’s technology. No other kitties live at the Snowball residence.