• Unidentified Lying Object (ULO)

    West Hollywood, CA–An Unidentified Lying Object (ULO) has been spotted in an apartment complex in West Hollywood. Authorities are currently investigating the matter and asking the neighbors to stay calm despite a scattering of strange crystals and hydro-magnetic plasma in the area. If you have any information regarding this sighting, the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) has requested you contact them immediately.


    White floating cat above Stonehenge.

    Stonehenge, England–A UFO was spotted earlier this morning above Stonehenge. Witnessed by thousands of tourists and documented in our exclusive Kitty Free Press photograph.Witnesses say the UFO made a purring sound, gyrated above Stonehenge, then suddenly disappeared. Many were covered inexplicably after the sighting with white fur.