Simply the simplest costume you can make. So scary and your cat will love it!
Instructions
Voila! All you need is a boo!
Alternative medicine is well-accepted in the mainstream of medical care around the world. It is said to be rooted in meticulous observation of nature, the cosmos, and the human body making this a purrr…fect fit for a feline as you are also rooted in the meticulous observation of nature, from outer-space, like to sit on the human body.
Consider this career if you:
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Most kitties, with the exception of Sphynx cats, are born with an abundance of fur. Long fur, short fur, black fur, brown fur, orange fur, yellow fur. Fur that sheds during the summer and during the winter. During the spring and during the fall. Fur that collects in big dust balls under the furniture, in the corners of your home and on expensive dry-clean only garments. What to do with all that fur? Be a hairdresser that’s what.
Consider this career if you;
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Mom used to always say “Only floss the teeth you want to keep.” Truer words never spoken. When you’re a kitten, all you can think about it something good from the Tooth Fairy and then when you’re older, you’re only worried when one falls out – but it’s too late then isn’t it?
If you want to ensure kitties keep their teeth, free from plaque and well into their later years of hearing loss, not being able to make it to the litterbox and mangy (but still irresistible) old cat fur and you don’t mind the type of breath that after tuna should be categorized as a weapon of mass destruction then this career might be up your alley, pardon the pun.
Consider this career if you:
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We hope that this series helps all you kitties out there a paw up in these turbulent economic times. While it is certainly discouraging that there is a dog in the White House, keep yourself well groomed and your claws sharp…you never know what’s around the corner! And let’s not forget your nine lives and Social Security.
In previous editions, we looked at career options for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR, the HELPER, the ORGANIZER and in this final edition, we examine PROVIDERS.
Providers are very rare cats. These are cats that like to serve others.
Are you a Provider?
After a hunt, you tend to:
If you answered yes to all of the above, you are a Provider.
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Are you looking for a party so you can be the life of it? Do you purrr when you hear the words: corporate receptions, weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, and especially bar and bat mitzvahs? Then, the life of an event planner may be for you.
Consider this career if you;
If you answered “yes” to all of the above, we see a warehouse in your future then let’s get the party started.
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The job description is simple. Someone has to put all those boxes on a shelf and someone has to take them all down again. All you need to ask yourself is – is that someone me?
If you like boxes, boxes and more boxes. If you like them stacked on top of each other. If you like them here or there – or if you like them everywhere – then this very well might be the job for you.
Consider this career if you:
If you answered “yes” to all of the above, we see a warehouse in your future.
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Although it is ironic that accounting jobs are plentiful despite the weak economy, there is no reason, that a kitty can’t take advantage of this expanding field. And if financial statements, collecting W2’s and the prospect of cooking the books appeals to you this may very well be the career path for you.
Consider this career if you:
If you answered “yes” to all of the above, you would be a great Tax Accountant!
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You may be looking at the title of this blog, and then looking at the image above. You then may ask yourself, what does a cat in a Football outfit have to do with organizing! Well, we think that’s a good question and we’re not sure either but we’re really open to your interpretations.
This is part of a series for kitties looking for some employment in these tough economic times. That’s because we truly believe, with a little elbow grease, you can beat the current 9.8% unemployment rate. In the past series, we looked at careers for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR and the HELPER. This article, looks at the
ORGANIZER
Organizers are cats that help maintain order in their households. Are you an Organizer?
Tasks that fill up your day may include:
If you answered “c”, you are an Organizer.
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