Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn’t mean you can’t be nice and warm.

Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.

For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.

Find a baby. Imitate the Baby.

Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.

Any old box will do, but two of your feet – preferably on opposite sides of your body – must remain outside the container at all times.

You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.

The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let’s take this excellent opportunity to coin the term “meta-comfortable.”

Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.