April 2, 2013
April 14, 2012
Cannes, France – – Winner of Wet Cannes Award Describes His Ennui
Henri Deux (2) describes his melancholy in this touching short film that is receiving raves in the art film circuit.
Many years ago, Henri was at the height of his fame – with his visage immortalized in the famous Tournée du Chat Noir poster. These days though, Henri sadly languishes in an apartment – tormented by his past and by his other roomies; a dim white cat, two oblivious budgies and a grey rat.
“I wake to the same tedium” Henri says heartbreakingly, “Immortalized on the wall, forgotten on the floor.”
December 18, 2011
Monrovia, CA–Holiday Kitties need Therapy
Word is, due to this Holiday Season combined with the poor economy, kitty theft has sky rocketed as kitties are stealing more than ever to try and put something, anything, even an old, disgusting sponge teaming with germs, under the Christmas Tree.
“Materialism has spoiled Christmas,” says Santa Claus. “I take some blame for this because of I started the tradition of going down chimneys and leaving presents under tree for those have been good and coal for those that have been bad just because I know. It is sad this now this complete disconnect with the season has trickled to cats.” Santa was unavailable for further comments as he had to rush back to frantically wrapping for his big night a few days away.
“Perhaps if you had planned a little better earlier, you wouldn’t be in such a rush” said Mrs Claus as she walked by. Santa was unavailable for further comment but did pause to give Mrs. Claus the evil eye.
March 30, 2011
March 23, 2011
Monrovia, CA–After a spate of tuna thefts, Police Chief Roger W. Johnson is advising residents to look their doors and keep an eye out for suspicious felines.
March 16, 2011
August 6, 2010